fuck you, mr. mustard

Simon “I never shut my mouth” Tam

thedevilswaiting:

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

The artwork is too great not to reblog. 

Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

Holy shit

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sugarelixir:

I just wanted to thank the whole Tumblr community for being absolutely great and while we do have our ups and downs, I still appreciate the enthusiasm and support that has lightened up my days!  I’ve been seeing many giveaways recently and I thought I would just provide more chances.  

I can’t provide all that much but I still want to give a chance!  

FIRST PLACE WINNER WILL RECEIVE: 

• 2 3DS games of their choice!  Can be released already or pre-ordered!
• A $25 gift card to any site they desire (Amazon, Thinkgeek, etc.)

SECOND PLACE WINNER WILL RECEIVE:

• 1 3DS game of their choice!  
• A $25 gift card to any site they desire!  

 

THE RULES:

• You can reblog and like!  Though please only reblog once since Tumblr only counts it as once!
• Do not use a giveaway blog to reblog this.  I will be checking.
• There will be two winners decided through a number randomiser.  
• It is NOT necessary to follow me!  
• This is an international giveaway!  I will be buying the games from your closest Amazon store to make sure it is with your region.  
• The giveaway deadline is at the 1st of July, 2013!  
  
• Please make sure your inbox is open and be willing to give an address.  If you don’t reply within 48 hours, the prize will go to someone else.  

If you have anymore questions, send an ask to my inbox!  Thank you and good luck!  

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ponyboy-draws:

iv come to dismantle the patriarchy 

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orbitingghosts:

STILL LOVE TIHS COMIC

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dantebacso:

so i’ve wanted to do a giveaway for a long time and here it is! i’m going to be giving away ANY of these lovely pairs of circle lenses from lensvillage to one lucky tumblr user. and if you’re following me when you win you’ll get TWO PAIRS instead of one.

rules are:

• no following required
• will ship anywhere in the world!
• giveaway blogs are allowed
• reblog as many times as you want
• likes count 
• and if you are following me when you win you get TWO PAIRS

THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON JULY 4TH Y’ALL

happy reblogging!!

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reinerlapislizulistern:

based on this

sorry not sorry

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